HEHROW?
one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel
apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit
modern brain: hehe warm food
medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first
i really hate this for multiple reasons
Companies trying to be relatable is utter failure
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
roger…
GUYS I FOUND 100 BUCKS IN MY CAR TODAY DON’T DOUBT ROGER
I’M COUNTING ON YOU, ROGER.
reblogging because i need something god to happen today
Please